英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
冷笑話的主要應(yīng)用群體是熟悉網(wǎng)絡(luò)的平民、青年、學(xué)生、白領(lǐng)等,他們具備熟練的網(wǎng)絡(luò)技能、很強(qiáng)的接受新事物的能力以及開(kāi)拓創(chuàng)新的精神。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了短一些英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
短一些英文笑話篇一
a very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
在旅館大廳里，一個(gè)非常瘦的人遇到了一個(gè)非常胖的人。
"from your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
胖子說(shuō)：“看你的樣子，可能有過(guò)饑荒。”
"yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
“是的，”瘦子回答說(shuō)，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”
短一些英文笑話篇二
two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. the owner marched over and told them, "you can't eat your own sandwiches here!"
兩個(gè)律師走進(jìn)一個(gè)餐廳，要了兩杯飲料，從包中拿出三明治開(kāi)始吃起來(lái)。餐廳老板走過(guò)來(lái)警告說(shuō)，“你們不能在這里吃自己的三明治。”
the attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
兩個(gè)律師對(duì)看了一眼，聳聳肩，然后交換了手中的三明治。
短一些英文笑話篇三
"professor, i did the best i could on this test. i really don't think i deserve a zero."
學(xué)生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經(jīng)竭盡全力了。我真的覺(jué)得我不應(yīng)該得零蛋。”
"neither do i. but that's the lowest grade i'm allowed to give."
老師：“我也是。但是這已經(jīng)是我能給的最低分了!”
短一些英文笑話篇四
when a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "i remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being i've forgotten it . what can that mean?"
一名學(xué)生在班上沒(méi)有做出老師的教學(xué)題，他感到很遺憾，對(duì)老師解釋說(shuō)：“我記得昨天夜里做夢(mèng)對(duì)這道題解對(duì)了，但現(xiàn)在一時(shí)想不起來(lái)了。這說(shuō)明什么?”
"it means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.
“這說(shuō)明你做夢(mèng)的時(shí)候比你醒著的時(shí)候更聰明”。老師解釋說(shuō)。
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