英語笑話及翻譯
英語笑話及翻譯
冷笑話是一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象,伴隨著網(wǎng)絡(luò)的普及它已經(jīng)滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕松愉悅,也能展示交談?wù)叩挠哪椭腔邸Ｐ【幘氖占擞⒄Z笑話及翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
英語笑話及翻譯篇1
traveler: can i catch the three o'clock train to toronto?
旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?
ticket agent: that depends on how fast you can run. it left fifteen minutes ago.
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。
英語笑話及翻譯篇2
ma: pa, i don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got johnny for christmas.
媽：他爸，我怎么覺得鄰居非常不喜歡咱們圣誕節(jié)時給約翰尼買的新鼓呢。
pa: why not?
爸：為什么?
ma: they gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
媽：他們給了他一把小刀，并問他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么樣的。
英語笑話及翻譯篇3
at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。
i sure was! answered the host. he's the biggest jerk i've ever met. did you know him too?
當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎?
sort of, replied the guest. my mother married him last saturday.
有點認識，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。
英語笑話及翻譯篇4
nurse: how do you feel after your operation?
護士：手術(shù)后你感覺怎樣?
patient: quite alright, only i can feel two hearts beating inside me.
病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內(nèi)有兩顆心臟在跳動。
nurse: no wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
護士：怪不得給你做手術(shù)的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手表。
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